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Exclusive: Crocked Cristiano Ronaldo proved he's still a fast mover - by partying with a stunning actress in his hotel room at 2am yesterday.

My fellow Mirror columnist Brian Reade knows I hold him in high esteem so I'm sure he won't mind me saying: "What the heck were you thinking of on Thursday?"

A Marine engineer was woken by a fishy smell and to his astonishment found a dolphin in his front garden.

Airbus A380 is easier to control than Accord

This week, Gwyneth Paltrow did the best thing for women since that one who chained herself to stuff in black and white times.

Stinking of fish and spending the day with a 53 stone pile of blubber called Murphy may sound like the job from hell.

The triumph of Cameronism has been to create a mood of national fatalism by painting Britain as a country that's going to the dogs.

Yet this isn't the John Major era or a return to the 70s - the success of the Tory doomsday strategy is an avalanche shift in public opinion against Gordon Brown.

Booze is a greater problem in schools than drugs - and parents are to blame, a top adviser warns.

Dame Diana Rigg, 70 this month, smokes 20 a day, drives a sports car, enjoys a Bloody Mary and says a cheap bottle of Merlot before bed helps her sleep.

When Home Secretary Jacqui Smith goes on GMTV and complacently states that knife crime is "not more serious" than it was before, she is utterly wrong.

Ever wondered who would win in a fight between Mario and Luigi? Could Pikachu pack a punch to knock out the Legend Of Zelda?s mighty Link?

There's a very good reason why phrases become cliches. It's because people use them a lot. And that's because they're true.

"You should never meet your heroes" is the truest of all.

The credit crunch is squeezing huge numbers of first-time buyers out of the housing market.

Losing a stack of money is painful enough... but seeing the person who took it carry on regardless is like rubbing salt in the wound.

The Daily Mirror campaign Hope not Hate has been touring Britain ? celebrating modern Britain and visiting lots of different communities in a 1964 Leyland open-topped double decker bus.

For Manchester Utd star Ryan Giggs having a black father meant he suffered racial abuse as a child.

Nearly four years in the making, GTA IV is arguably the most eagerly anticipated game of all time.

Residents of a tiny village are regularly invaded by army tanks because of a sat-nav blunder.

TONY Blair yesterday brought down the curtain on his Premiership in a speech full of pride, passion and humour.

ROBBIE Williams has been admitted into a rehab clinic for dependency on prescription drugs, his spokeswoman announced today.

Gentle Ben Kinsella - fatally stabbed three weeks ago - was buried yesterday in a funky shirt and jeans, with a string of rosary beads round his neck and his favourite trademark sunshades on his head.

Brit racer to reveal mane of its newest creation at car show

Last week I suggested that Sienna Miller and the father of four she stole from a woman who'd given birth eight months ago could be more discreet. I said they should keep their heads down, if only to spare the feelings of Balthazar Getty's heartbroken wife. So this week they hot-footed it to... Italy, where ITALIAN soon-to-be-ex Rosetta has fled, and flaunted their tacky relationship on a yacht.

Nationalising Maggie Thatcher in death will split the country.

It's the most inspirational poem of all time - a favourite at christenings and I've even heard it recited at weddings.

Now that Sharon Osbourne has been pensioned off to the home for clapped-out harridans, the big X Factor clash is scheduled to be between Dannii Minogue and new girl, Cheryl Cole.

This super cool cross between R2-D2 and Percy Thrower works like a charm.

Stella Artois brewer InBev has ended weeks of rumours by finally launching a £24billion takeover bid for the US firm behind Budweiser.

After two weeks on the road a journey that began in Liverpool city centre ends today when the Daily Mirror?s Hope not Hate bus arrives in Brixton, South London.

Our anti-racism bus reaches South London.

Roy Jones Jr has warned Joe Calzaghe that he will be his toughest opponent yet.

Spurs star won't join Sunderland 'even if there is an earthquake'

Unhappy hooker Michael McIlorum was sent off after just 340 seconds as St Helens completed a 2008 hat-trick of engage Super League wins over their bitter rivals.

Sir Alex Ferguson was branded an "unbelievable hypocrite" last night over his pursuit of Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov.

Unlike Formula One there is no World Championship for Formula Three. There are various F3 series throughout the world. The British F3 International Series is one of the leading competitions attracting young drivers from all over the world.

I'm a big fan of seeing big money coming into the game for the players.

The sort of figures being bandied about would put top cricketers up with other high-earning sportsmen such as footballers and golfers - but we must not forget about Test cricket.

All the fixtures, times and TV listings on one handy to use wallchart

We give you the low-down on every Euro 2008 contender.

These Bristol City fans loved Tuesday's play-off win over Palace.

The end of the season is nigh, with it all still to play for at the top and bottom of the Premier League.

This week the FA announced its decision to bid for the 2018 World Cup.

The Chinese government says it has uncovered a criminal ring planning to kidnap athletes at the Beijing Olympic Games.

All the action from the second F1 race of the season.

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F1: HAMILTON SET FOR NEW SEASON

We look back on Fernando Alonso's controversial 2007 season.

Liverpool have been offered Arsenal reject Julio Baptista for £8million.

ACTION from last week's Champions League final.

N IRELAND 3 SPAIN 2: David Healy fires memorable hat-trick on night of glory at Windsor Park

Find out who has moved where during this summer's transfer window.

Huddersfield Giants have appointed Aussie Nathan Brown as successor to former coach Jon Sharp.

Mark Cavendish delivered another stunning Tour de France stage victory yesterday after claiming he was exhausted.

Danny Williams controversially held on to his British heavyweight title in Dagenham last night when he was given a split points decision over local boy John McDermott.

Defending champion Padraig Harrington says his Carnoustie triumph has given him hope he can come from behind to lift the Claret Jug again.

Next Week marks the 36th anniversary of a defining moment in my youth.

Mirror.co.uk's guide to the teams and players to watch in Euro 2008

Sir Alex Ferguson and Betfred's teams and betting guide to Euro 2008.

At last! A reason to care about Euro 2008.